My Cellmate, the Prison Chad

Lessons in Success from the Older Brother I Never Had

My prison cell in Alphen aan de Rijn where I spent about a week—bunk beds for two prisoners, a TV, a microwave (not shown) and a fridge (not shown) next to a shitter-shower combo.

As a firstborn, I never had the luxury of having an older brother to learn from. Firstborns tends to look to their parents for life’s lessons. It makes firstborns traditionalis…